According to the Hollywood Reporter the Lost finale has just been supersized to two-and-a-half hours!  The episode, entitled “The End,” will air from 9pm to 11:30pm.  Your local news broadcast will be shoved off by a half hour, and the Jimmy Kimmel Lost Special will air at 12:05am.

That is a lot of Lost!

What does this extra half hour contain?  Why don’t we hazard a guess?

– A backgammon game to the death between Jack and a neutered smoke monster?

– A half-hour pilot for the mid-season replacement sitcom called “Hugo’s Chicken Shack.”

– A static shot of the empty ocean where the island used to be for thirty minutes.

– The Buffy musical episode “Once More with Feeling.” – I would watch it again, and be happy to do so.

– Desmond and Jack in a stair running competition in a staudium!

– Benjamin Linus punching Widmore in the face for fifteen minutes, then having a fifteen minute light snack on the beach.

Finally! Some time to myself.

-Or, and I know this is a stretch.  Scully and Mulder being called in to examine Lockes’ body which washes up on the shore of Hawaii, only to discover that all of his organs are on the wrong side of his body.  Mulder assumes he is from a mirror universe.

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